We've seen it happen to someone else, it probably happened to every living soul ever to grace this wonderful planet. Infact its happening this very minute. Where some of the victims are vocal and try to stand against it, others prefer to suffer in silence.
Reader, I'm talking about Personal Space Invaders.
A few years ago in London, I was commuting my way home on the train from work. As it was the afternoon rush hour, empty seats could be bought and sold for the price of a small car. On this particular day I was sat next to a PSR.
I drafting an email on a BB to a family member at the time when I had noticed that the PSR had taken an interest to my email.
Station by station, he kept getting closer. When I had my screen almost pressed against my chest, I noticed that his face was so close that the chances of something intimate happening was unusually high.
To extinguish his intentions, I quickly game up my seat, bastard.
Why does a PSR think that they're better heard if they speak closer to you face?
More so, why do those with bad breath always want to whisper "something". I want to hear your story but not smell it.
Reader, this is not a rant,well it is. Fear not, as I have the solution.
You only need 4 fingers and a thumb:- Wrap your open hand around offenders face,
- Hold firmly and push back.
- Once your arms is stretched out,
- Release your grip.
Be aware, get safe, win space.
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